I Wanna Be A Billionaire

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

  

Semua orang ada cita-cita. Begitu juga dengan saya. Dahulu, semasa saya masih lagi bersekolah rendah, cita-cita saya ialah ingin menjadi seorang saintis yang bertaqwa. Semasa sekolah menengah, saya ingin menjadi seorang penyiasat pula atau lebih dikenali sebagai detektif.

Tapi kini, cita-cita saya ialah ingin "Mati Syahid". Orang kata susah nak dapat mati syahid. Tapi saya sentiasa berdoa agar niat saya itu dimakbulkan. Tapi, jika orang tanya, saya tak akan jawab mati syahid sebaliknya saya akan menjawab

"SAYA MAHU MENJADI SEORANG JUTAWAN"

Tentu ramai yang akan gelak atau geli telinga apabila saya katakan cita-cita saya itu. Tapi, tak apa, saya tak kisah yang penting saya ada matlamat itu. Saya tak mahu mengomel banyak di sini kerana pasti ramai yang akan bosan. Jadi saya tinggalkan anda dengan lagu Billionaire oleh Bruno Mars dan Travie McCoy untuk anda fikirkan maksudnya.

 

[Bruno Mars]
I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights yeahh
A different city every night, all right
I swear, the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
Give Travie a wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit
Give away a few mercedies like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months since I've been single so
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And yea sure do a lot more than me did
Yeah can't forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights yeahh
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a Billionaire

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenties, tens, and Bens completely seperate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

[Bruno Mars]
I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights yeahh
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.

p/s : Tolong doakan saya ye agar cita-cita saya untuk menjadi SEORANG JUTAWAN termakbul ye...